OH... MY... GOD!!!! In a wheat field! Explicit-looking posters? What are explicit-looking posters? Is that different from explicit posters? Better or worse? Were they anywhere near that misspelled street sign?

Yes, that is crap. And believe me, I do change the channel. I haven't watched local TV news in I don't know how long — years, I guess. I got tired of the high-speed chases, low-speed chases, 'area man speaks out' stories, woman makes horrific discovery in her frosted flakes stories, could some common household product that has never hurt anyone kill you?!?! stories, blah and blah.