I haven't been following the numerous threads on team naming, so if this has been suggested before...

Oklahoma City Lips.

Home Jersy:



Away Jersy:

or if needed after the contracts are said and done:


Think about it, cheerleaders would dress in Santa outfits,


Sponsorship from Vaseline


Wayne Coyne in a bubble for halftime shows


maybe even the rolling stones



Sorry, I know..... this is a serious discussion.... I'm going away now.