I forget if I posted this or not, but during the Big XII Championships I was in downtown and Bricktown every day...

I'd get hit up by the same 'bum' every single day. He had no idea he was telling the same made up story to me over and over again. I finally told him on the last day that he'd come up to me the past 4 days... he walked away.

Started off by saying "Hey man, I'm not homeless or a bum, our car just broke down and we're trying to get back to (insert town name here, it changed every day)...."